Sometimes I love omegle…….


If you didn’t know, omegle is a website where you can anonymously speak to strangers….

Here is a converation I just had……

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Looking for a girl 13-16

You: heyy??

You: well i am but….

You: it’s a bit creepy being asked that??

Stranger: well how old are you

You: im 15

You: and a girl

Stranger: where you from

You: england

You: you?

Stranger: London England

Stranger: what part?

You: south east

Stranger: what colour knickers you wearing ? ;)

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

an interesting fact


do you know…

… that currently the company Apple have more money to spend than the US government

Rolf Harris = legend

Just one question:

Which leg is the fake one? Because I can’t tell?!?

” life is a rehearsal of a show never to be performed “

The story so far:

In the beginning, the Universe was created.

This has made a lot of people mad and been widely regarded as a bad idea


The hitch hiker’s guide to the galaxy

If you hate your life read on, this is cheaper than therapy


So are you feeling low? Sick of being you?

Just think for a moment of getting away from it all, just packing your bags and leaving everything behind. Good eh? Jumping on a plane to somewhere new: a fresh start.

Imaginging it….

….

good….

BUT then there’s that nagging feeling: “But then l’ll have to lose…”

All those little (and big) things make your life worth living, see things aren’t so bad!

You might want to make a list to cheer you up :) 

And if you can’t think of anything? Well… airline tickets aren’t all that expensive…

But seriously: “dont worry be happy”. Simple.

the sad truth


Dispite what you might think: being in a changing room and stuck in a dress IS NOT FUNNY!

The simple answer to the mystery of the Easter Island heads:

The King of Easter Island, Hotu Matua said one day:
” I am the unquestioned ruler of this island so make a statue in my honour “
After many days a statue way erected, the King was furious, he declared: 
” That looks nothing like me! Make another! “
” Nor does that one! Try again! “
” I don’t look like that! Again!”
“Again!”
“Again!”
“Again!”
…
…

The simple answer to the mystery of the Easter Island heads:

The King of Easter Island, Hotu Matua said one day:

” I am the unquestioned ruler of this island so make a statue in my honour “

After many days a statue way erected, the King was furious, he declared: 

” That looks nothing like me! Make another! “

” Nor does that one! Try again! “

” I don’t look like that! Again!”

“Again!”

“Again!”

“Again!”